Zal Yanovsky

Zal Yanovsky is a demigod from the highland Canada regions, mostly known for tackling people with blonde hair and glasses. He was awarded the Nobel peace prize in 2002.

Zal has secretly been around for about 7000 years, first being spotted in an egyptian hyrogliph text in the tombs of the Giza Necropolis. We have heard information that he is related to Jesus himself, but that might just be myth. He has been spotted many times at best buy, running over computers with a forklift. He got engaged to John Sebastian on top of many broken computers at a best buy he utterly destoyed. eyewitnesses said it was the most beautiful event ever seen by man since the birth of John Petersen, and that was fucking great.