Dean Sabatino

Dean Sabatino is an American musician, and the cat god. He is the only man to have translated and memorized big smokes entire order. His hobbies include ressurecting and taking care of cats. His droopy eye was caused by not having any friends his Freshman year of highschool and be wanted to stand out.

Early Life
Dean actually lived a pretty normal childhood up until Sophmore year of highschool.

In 9th grade he lost all of his friends due to unknown circumstances and began to felt fvery lonely. He decided to hang out with all of the stray neighborhood cats and they became best of friends. He would help them out of tricky situations and feed them leftovers from his dinners at home. One of his greatest cat companions was a 2 year old cat he named Greta Thunberg.

Cat interactions and dog god tryout
Dean has raised a mass cat army existing of every single cat alive today. He keeps his favorite cats from the army at his house, over feeds them, and posts them on r/chonkers. He has raided 10 islands with his cat army, one of which is a verry famous island in Japan.