John Sebastian

John Sebastian is a cool housewife known for being married to the holy Demigod Zal yanovsky. He's a gay boi but we love him and support his housewife decisions.

Early Life
John Sebastian was born on March 17, 1944 in New York. He was attracted to California by the strong forces of Zal Yanovsky. He told in an interview once that he would wake up to a man with a thick accent saying "Get your homo butt over to california so i can kiss you rn no homo." He did what the voice did and moved to California. he was only 16.

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He joined the band the Lovin Spoonful cause Zal told him to. They vibed until John felt a strong attraction to Zal. They got in a huge fight and Zal left the band. John said "Wait no you too sexy haha" and left too so they could live together and move to the border of Mexico. That didn't work out so good so they moved to Zal's home country after a year of living in mexico. They opened the holy monument, Chez Piggy, where people go to worship every day.